I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Everything about him screamed your future.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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