he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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