Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
well you can't waste a boner
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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