dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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