fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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