Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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