She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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