My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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