I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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