i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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