I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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