well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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