Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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