And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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