is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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