Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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