I will die if light touches me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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