Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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