is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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