Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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