you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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