How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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