On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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