He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I will pee on everything he values.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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