somebody snuck up and got me drunk
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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