that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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