Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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