Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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