Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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