We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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