i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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