I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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