i barfeds in our rink
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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