She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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