haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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