I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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