we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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