found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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