I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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