you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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