If that was your dad, he is hot
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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