how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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