All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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