Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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