just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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