I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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