honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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