i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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