I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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