And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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This house was built for laser tag.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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